WiFi-Connected Orthodontic Retainer that make you sound like you know everything!
THE ONLY NECKTIE YOU’LL EVER NEED
40 feet of genuine silk. Just put it around your collar & pull till you get the necktie look you want. Tuck the rest into your trousers!
Patterns include stripes, solids, paisley, polka dots, plaids, checks, tie-dye, funny sayings, lucky horseshoes, and much, much more…
Chameleon Shoe Shades
Men – Don’t worry if brown shoes go with a blue suit! Change footwear with just the pull of a finger. Three “Shoe Shades” on spring-loaded rollers give you the choice of dressy black, rich oxblood brown, and casual sneaker shoes!
Mini-Miracle Home Sauna
Compact box of hot rocks and special pitcher of water turn any closet into a stand-up sauna bath for fun and relaxation!
(Also steams wrinkles out of clothes)
A Backpack’s Backpack
Not enough room? Here’s a pack that straps on the back of your backpack pack.
Buy 2 and we’ll throw in the PiggyPiggyBackBackPack
Straps on the back of the pack on your backpack
Amazing Cordless Phone Cord
Never lose your cordless phone again!
“PhoneHome” invention attaches your cordless phone to its receiver.
Also great for cell phones, smart phones and other personal- communication devices! Just attach “PhoneHome” to special magnetic refrigerator door bracket, included free.
Hand-Crafted Duplex Pet Pillow
Allows your cat to sleep comfortably on your face!
Can of Worms
Everybody seems to be opening a can of worms these days. But this is your own personal can. And you don’t have to open it!
Unmanned bike uses microchips, GPS, and computer vision to sense its environment and navigate without human input!
Purchase 2 or more gifts and get a free subscription to Anti-Social Media.
It’s the app for people and things you hate!
and much much more