I’m not sure if you remember books, America, but it’s what people used to sink their faces into to avoid dealing with family and strangers. I’ve written a few in my time, and I’m here to tell you that we’re re-releasing my best-seller Eat The Rich with an entirely new chapter.
The original came out before Bezos and Elon were household names – before bitcoin was even born. But the more things change, the more they stay the same. And considering what an economic headache America’s been having lately, this might help ease the pain a bit.
And know this, America. Money may not buy you happiness, but it does buy you freedom. And hell, that may even be better.
- P.J. O'Rourke