P. J. O’Rourke

March 2020

Old Enough To Know Better

No Matter Which Way You Flip It, We’re All Ending Up With An Old White Dude Letter from the Editor: Editor in Chief P.J. O’Rourke When the Super Tuesday primary polls opened on the morning of March 3, the race for the Democratic presidential...

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February 2020

It’s the Winner of the New Hampshire Primary…

And That Wasn’t Bernie Sanders Letter from the Editor: Editor in Chief P.J. O’Rourke Bernie did get the most votes, but it was clear that Democratic voters were looking for someone less flagrantly obnoxious to the general electorate than a...

P. J. O’Rourke

February 2020

The Romance of a $200k Phone Call

By P.J. O’Rourke The romance of being remote, isolated, and incommunicado used to be my career. I was a foreign correspondent from 1984, during the civil war in Lebanon, until the Iraq War in 2003 (when I decided I was too old to be scared...

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January 2020

If You Set Your Alarm for 2021…

How Bad Could It Be? Letter from the Editor: Editor in Chief P.J. O’Rourke Dateline: January 1, 2020, still in bed, hiding under the blankets with my laptop. New Year’s Day – when the “Over” meets the “Hang.” The two thousand-teens are over (thank...

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December 2019

The Future’s So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades

Letter from the Editor: Editor in Chief P.J. O’Rourke Predictions often tell you more about the predictor than the predicted. There’s a fine line between making prognostications and drawing up a wish list… And I’m going to cross it. No, I...

P. J. O’Rourke

November 2019

Why I’m Thankful for Bad Politics

Letter from the Editor: Editor in Chief P.J. O’Rourke A well-known saying is attributed to the Spanish mystic and Carmelite nun St. Teresa of Ávila (1515-1582): “There are more tears shed over answered prayers than over unanswered prayers.” Likewise...

P. J. O’Rourke

October 2019

A Squint at the Democratic Nomination Contest

Letter from the Editor: Editor in Chief P.J. O’Rourke Not long ago there were more Democrats running for president than you could shake a stick at. (And they all wanted to tax the stick.) But lately it’s looking like there are only two donkeys in...

P. J. O’Rourke

September 2019

Election 2020 so far…

Fight for the Right (Or Left) to Party Letter from the Editor: Editor in Chief P.J. O’Rourke I think we can safely assume that Donald Trump will be the Republican candidate. (Never mind that the phrase “safely assume” should never be used next to...

P. J. O’Rourke

August 2019

Smarty Pants and Other Smart Devices

By P.J. O’Rourke I’m an ordinary middle-American old married man. I’m used to everybody being smarter than me. Major media outlets are full of reporting and editorials about how stupid my political, social, and cultural ideas are. I long ago...

P. J. O’Rourke

August 2019

A Brief History of How Communication Devolved

By P.J. O’Rourke If there be e-volution, there surely is de-volution, a degradation of the species. – H.S. Carpenter, 1882 They tell us that We lost our tails Evolving up From little snails I say it’s all Just wind in sails – Devo, 1977 The...

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